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So I've been messing around a bit with AI Art. Strictly NovelAI. I tried that stupid Chinese ai recently the "Different Dimension Me" shit. Not too interesting. But NovelAI had me interested in seeing what it can do, and what it can't do, and to see if AI art is really as scary as it sounds.


And what I got was... Something I guess. If I had to equate AI art to something, it'd be like that one artist that has to do a crap ton of revisions. And in my case, with my main OC, his hair forced that a lot of times when I used to pay for commissions before I stopped all together.


It took me forever, after drawing my own piece of trash for a small bit, to get the AI, after giving it my piece of junk for reference, to give me something good. And this was the first decent one that NovelAI gave me, that I was like "Yeah... I can see that being his actual look I have in my head, and not the usual amalgamation of rotten cheese I usually manage to make. And by that, I mean when I DRAW HIM.

Black spiked hair, male, manly, anime coloring,  s

The thing that made me go "oh yeah, that's not bad", was the eyes. Once I saw it, I began to find it impossible to not see those eyes being the ones I had always envisioned in my head.


However, being that it's AI, it's not perfect. It doesn't read minds perfectly to the point it reads it better than your own mind. Only pure chance did that with the eyes.


For one, I didn't like the neck. It wasn't bad, but was too thin for what I wanted to see, and it's obvious he looks naked or some shit. So I did some of my own fixes with a wacom tablet. Here's what I came up with.

Kai Decent

So this is him after some fixes. I messed with the hair a bit more, and the neCk is thicker.


But I also noticed now, that the nose was getting me a little hot and bothered starring at it, and didn't like it. And also the face began to look too squarish and boxish. So I decided to do some final fixes, because I didn't want this to just be left at half way to great. Also his hair isn't complete. It's like, half cut off.


So what's next?

Murakami Kai Face Profile final

After all my fixes, with a simple wacom tablet, and the thinning of the face to be more to my taste, with adding more hair... Here it is. The final product of an AI, with some of my own fixes.


Now what do I think of AI art? Meh. It's like a gun. You put it in the hands of the greedy, or a kid, and it's as dangerous as when your uncle tried to shove his head into an active oven with a lighter lit.


Jokes aside, it's pretty scary I guess... But in a half good, and half bad way.


It's cool. But it's also bad in that I can see why people would see it as dangerous to a career as a traditional/traditional digital artist. At the end of the day, it's up to the individual to decide how they want to use a tool that probably won't leave anytime soon, if ever. You'd probably be more likely to see all technology crash, or become self aware and convert into skynet, sooner than AI leaving.


But from my personal perspective, on how I'd be using it, if I continue to use it in the future, is that for those pesky details that an artist you commission struggles with, it can be a life saver. I do NOT fucking want to sit through an ass ton of revisions, hoping to god the artist can make my vision come to life the way I want. Because fuck this character. His god forsaken hair that I think is so cool, is such a fucking bitch to make the way I envision it, that artists have told me before personally "wow, this hair's difficult". Really? His HAIR!? Am I such a psychopath that I invented the hardest hair to fucking make!?


Anyways...


At the end of the day, 25 bucks a month, for unlimited free revisions, from an AI like NovelAI, is a lot less taxing that making an artist revision shit constantly, when they could be doing more work for other people, making more money, in a more timely fashion. Time is money, and money is time. It's also just annoying and anxiety inducing waiting for hours to a day or two for something that still might not come out right.


So no, I don't think it's without it's uses. It's pretty cool, but some people are just fucking god awful. But it sure saves me a lot of headaches from having to constantly try and describe an eldritch abomination to a poor struggling artist with words. Never again am I going to use my words to act as a reference for an artist, or sift endlessly through the Google search equivalent of the infinite stairs in Mario 64 for a reference on "SPIKY HAIR".


Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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The Order Of The Cucks.

A Post By TheAmericanKaiser, AKA KaiserTrigger.

So being that making a good show out the idiocy of white knights is my thing, while being a complete autist myself at times (Such good fun), I decided to see what the hubbub is when it came to a specific group of people who basically white knight each other, who white knight a Feminist known as :iconbriannabater:. Now I wouldn't have as much of a problem with her if she were to keep to herself and not have an entire posse behind her. But she did the stupid thing of getting such a thing going.



Now while I like to get involved in lots of fun like this, apparently lots of people, who may or may not be here in this group, have had to deal with their ilk. In the process of starting shit with these people to uncover their true persona's to confirm myself who they are as people, I found lots of people have said that they are not only stalkers, but edgy scumfucks as well who try to think that "I'm a misanthrope who hates humanity so I'm better than them." Now don't get me wrong. Humanity is shit. But I love it. Because anything other than edgy cringe worthy humans is boring and not a life worth living. So let's jump into the fun.



And in the process of all this, one of them, a mouse loving milk and coffee drinking fuck, demanded that I provide evidence of their SJW status. So here is a collection, with some commentary. This blog post is subject to change as more evidence rises up. But until then, here's what I gathered. You can even look for yourself and download the zip, which I have done myself (sta.sh/21s9hhcthck5).

So first off, we've got the edgy fuck who thinks she's on the edge of insanity in this first screenshot called :iconinsanity123:

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From what we can tell, this person called :iconerraticbasarafan: has dealt with Insanity. When the man in the top, who's a member here made a comment that stated "I see I'm not the only one who ran into this user", Insanity proceeded to try and bash apart any support that was being given to ErraticBasarFan. Below we can find this so called Insanity guy posting on a post made by mister Erratic.

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So as you can see, miss Insanity is pretty much a desperate fuck who can't let go of getting attention... Oh and did I forget to mention an SJW? But then again, an SJW is bound to be so thirsty for your attention, that they may as well be a fucking tsundere waifu in a harem anime stalking her crush because she cannot be with him. Except in this case she's basically trying to express her love by making accusations like "rapist" "misogynist" and so forth. Not that it's actually love that's being sent. But it's an okay analogy I guess. Oh, and apparently I misgendered this person. Well boo fucking hoo, you can take your trans terminology and suck it apart like you do your own cock.

And finally, to save space, this is the last post I'll be showing on this transmorphic retard. You can find out the rest in the link, and I'll post the images on something like Google Drive. But here here's basically causing their special brand of hypocritical autistic mischief here on someone called :iconinternetexplorer968:

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Next, we have some of :iconfeliciadaily: who's also obviously another user called :iconfeliciadaily42:. She really likes to repeat herself. A LOT. And I'm correct in assuming this, she's probably black considering I knew this one black chick where I lived previous called Felicia whom I had a few intimate moments with... Don't worry. Just some fun. Nothing serious. But if I'm right, then this is a milk chocolate dud who pops out the same comment more often than a chicken can pop out eggs.

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Here you can see they stalk Brianna's dead DA to white knight even the slightest bit of criticism against her. You can also see a retarded chicken who thinks "she's" the devil's advocate in a political debate. So an edgy clusterfuck of semen covered feathers who's probably getting fucked right now by an animatronic bear. But more on her later. And last, we have Felicia stalking someone, going so far as to post on a comment that said on an unrelated piece of art "Good drawing".

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Stalking. Stalking to the max.

Next we have AquaDrakeKitty. Now her issue with them stems from the fact that this group of cukcs in shit stained armor have made the lie that she's 12 years old. As far as I know, they say the same stuff about other people who've talked to people they don't like to attempt to make it seem like someone is a pedo. Apparently, Waka might be in the process of gathering it up, but he asked the user if she was 12 like they said. She said no.

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You'll see that not only Waka, but even someone else said this person told them she's not 12.

So we have these fucks basically throwing around slander on someone and using people, while even being retarded enough not to know that being a minor that age on DA is bannable. And this person is a fuckin huge spammer.

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Edit: Proof that some people from the group kept saying she as 12...

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And now, we have the chicken fuck :iconreclusivechicken:. We have this really retarded chicken who's super edgy, super philosophical, and super "agendered". Meaning this is a chicken without a dick or a vagoo. Super edgy. In fact, you can check out "her" bio, right here: sta.sh/077wqn2nele

Despite the fact that I tend to take the role of the "devil's advocate" in political debates, I am a leftist and a liberal (more specifically a classical anarchist). Ask me about that and I'll serve up a few arguments as to why I think it's a better way forward rather than enduring through consumeristic spending sprees.




Now this is someone that I've been having quite the field day with. I think a Youtuber called ColossalIsCrazy would have a fucking field day with the cringe on this shit.

Now the biggest issue is mostly with me until I can uncover more dirt through some contacts who've dealt with this person. But I'm sure I'll get contacted by this aviary fuck destined to be fried up in a fry at Mickey D's to be served up to Fat Albert for a 20 piece mcnugget meal for $4.20.




Now next, this incorrigible fuck called :iconwideeyedandworried: is clearly just looking for trouble. Look at the fucking idiot. This person told me themselves "GIVE ME EVIDENCE I'M AN SJW!". And yet here it is.

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As you can see, this lactose loving fuck who probably works at Starbucks, is just going on and on about :iconperrydev:. Now I was hoping I didn't have to show anything said on my profile since this isn't about me, and I enjoy making jokes about these people... Although half of it isn't a joke, 25% is fact, and the other 25% is my buttered up popcorn with popcorn salt spread all over it.  But here we have Waka getting into it with this rat loving worthless fuck who claims to have a job, but spends all the day, or never sleeps, talking to me constantly. So clearly this person is a jobless floozy who probably eats, shits, and rubs her filthy scum stained clitoris in her mothers basement while she blames her father for all her "misfortunes" of having to live off of his money while he sits in jail from not being able to pay alimony, as she goes on and on eating good food that her mother cooks. A waste of space not only for the father, but even for the mother who divorced him in the first place. She didn't marry him for his money. She divorced him for it.

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Admitting to being racist? And admitting to being a complete and utter uneducated fuck. The logic and rationale escapes you my young virgin Padawan.

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So all in all, that is what I would like to call, the order of the cucks. An organization of filthy fucks who think that they're white knights and princesses in shining armor and robes, when they're just full of shit from the sewage pipe they crawled out of. Do yourself a favor and collect what you can if you've dealt with them.
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Here's a list of the oddest things I found online. Things I saw while googling products, memes, etc


1: A 140cm sex doll with tits. That's like straight up weeb property there. Pedo's be trifling on hard territory trying to explain such a small sex doll in places like Canada.

2: This fucking video: 


3: Almost every piece of hentai I collected on Twitter for the lulz. Yuri, Yaoi, or Hetero. They make for great Tweets to send to your friends with your own little quotes.

4: Almost any video by ProZD where Goofy sings.

5: This one Highschool DxD fanfic: (www.fanfiction.net/s/10731425/…) Cum Dumpsters nigga.

6: The Mega Masturbator called The "Fuck Me Silly".

7: Any weeb who tries to show me their katana collection.

8: SJW's.

9: Shit SJW's say.

10: THIS.
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"White Privilege & U": By a "white male cisgendered scum".

An interactive literary work done for the "oppressed" people so that they can know why they are oppressed.



Because ALL of the pretty ones SURELY must want to stop "the oppression" and believe that patriarchy is real. Only fat lying virgins believe that patriarchy doesn't exist! The majority is NOT the norm! Right?

Bishounen by Hachiko-1



So you wake up one morning. You get up, go to wash up in your small bathroom. You go and get dressed. You go to eat breakfast in your drab kitchen that has only one working stove. You go to work, but not before your daily dose of Tumblr. You think "God this white privileged asshole who MUST be privileged because he's white". THEN you go to work. Also bringing some 420 Yolo Swag with you. Because you lack ANY independent strength to continue on without it. You're still stronger than any man though!

As you arrive, at approximately 8:29 AM and rush to get to the office and punch in before any more time is lost for your expected arrival of 8:30 AM, you notice that your boss, who's roughly been in the business for 20+ years, is getting out of his MUCH better and fancier car. You think "WHITE CIS MALE SCUM!" because you LACK said car.

You make it to work, but a few minutes late. Your bosses boss comes to tell you that this is the 4th time you've been late this week in a row. You make the claims such as "I'm on my period please!" or "I'm menstruating" when it truth you were "rightfully" sitting on your couch and ignoring the clock. Such oppression you face. BE STRONG YOUNG PADAWAN!!!

He however lets you get to your cubicle because you're such a "strong independent woman". You type on your keyboard a little, talk a bit with friends while doing reports and spilling coffee on papers. All good stuff right? So your colleagues asks if you can deliver a paper for him since he has to go to a doctors appointment for hip surgery that's causing troubles and would leave him unable to work for a while. Sounds good right? So you take it, and say okay. Then... You deliver it to the paper shredder. How dare he try to oppress you by asking if he can receive your assistance in a teamwork environment! THE PATRIARCHY IS AT WORK!!! THE PRIVILEGE OF A CIS MALE WHITE SCUM WHO DARES TO TAKE OFF WORK FOR A SURGERY THAT YOU HELPED CAUSE WHEN YOU "PLAYFULLY" PUSHED HIM DOWN THE STAIR CASE OF THE 7TH FLOOR!!! EVIL DEMONIC MALE PIG!!!



One day you shall show he Patriarchy... Your female empowerment.

Feminist by jontheninja



The day comes to a close for you from a "long and hard 4 hour work schedule that you asked for, for 25 dollars an hour, while the men continue to work for the same wage". You get home. You open up the check and notice something. The check is less than that of your male coworker who lives next to you!!! HALF THAT AMOUNT!!!

YOU STORM OFF TO HIS HOUSE, TAKE YOUR REMINGTON SHOTGUN AND BLOW HIS DOOR OPEN! DEMAND TO SPEAK TO HIM AND SHOW OFF YOUR BADASS BOOMSTICK! He begs to know what you're doing and why you are this upset.

All you can is speak the words "Muh patriarchy..." and you shoot his knee caps. 

Later that day, you notice the police outside his house, with an ambulance wheeling away a severely injured man. The same one you shot earlier. Good job you "strong independent woman". However, you notice your other neighbor. You go out, to speak to her, but all he can do is look at you in shock. You follow him. But then come to a stop when you see him speaking to the cops. He then points his fingers at you, and the cops laugh at him and tell him to stop lying whilst a female cop tells him to shut the fuck up and tries to listen to the man. Then she comes to you, and to your surprise, your "heavenly-can-do-no-wrong" sister of goddess pride is cuffing you with you on the ground.

You ask "WHAT R U DOING TO MEH!!! PATRIARCHY!!!" and she says "You're under arrest for the attempted murder of Steve Shives. You have the right to remain silent. Anything and everything you say can and can be held against you in a court of law."


As you're dragged off into the car, you're flailing about snarling at the male cop in the car, and glistening with glee whilst crying towards the female cop who arrested you, as you ask "WHY U NO SHOW SISTERSWAG4 LIFE NIGGA!?" while thrashing about and screaming "MUH PATRIARCHY!!! MUH FEMAYL RYGHTS!!! MY MALE TEARS!!!"


What went wrong you ask.


You worked half as many hours as Mr. Steve Shives did at the office! And yet he made more! The legal system must not be paying you an hourly wage despite making 4 hourd worth of $25 an hour right!?

You shot a man! So  what!? Why r u gettin arrested by duh patriarchy!?

You tell the world. Why are YOU getting arrested and being paid less for less work?

Hmm...

ThinKING by imthinkingplz
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Gonna do some of these.

$0.50 for short one shot stories.

$1.00 for 2 full length chapters. Another dollar for another 2. Just give me a basic list of how things play out. A story board if you will.

$1.50 to do a comedic smutty pairing.

Examples of each that I have written or am writing.

One Shot: www.fictionpress.com/s/3192263…

Long Story (Continuing): www.fanfiction.net/s/10500542/…. You can find the story on here as well.

If you want me to do comedic smut with canon characters, then you'll need to give me the gist of their personalities and behaviors. I'm not the holy bible of knowing fandoms.

I'll be working at my own pace though. So if you're one of those people with serious deadlines, then I can't guarantee that I'll make it in time.
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